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I recently sent in an idea for a Google Doodle. Surprisingly, Google considered it (albeit for several seconds), and then ultimately declined. Looks like I’m going back to the drawing board…
From: Google Doodles <mail-noreply@google.com> Mr. Mallon, While we appreciate your interest in submitting a Google Doodle, we typically never accept submissions unless we are conducting a contest. Usually we would send you our standard response, but yours required special attention. Firstly, Google is not a place for pornographic, scat, or sensual images. While our search engine is sometimes used to provide end users with results of that nature, Google Inc. does not celebrate these searches. Secondly, your submission is confusing. You suggest that your image can be used for an array of commemorative occassions, but its individual components do not support a unified theme. Thirdly, it is vile. Please do not send us any future submissions. Doing so can be viewed as indecent behavior that we at Google will not tolerate. Proper authorities will be notified if this becomes a trend. However, again, we appreciate your enthusiasm and hope you continue to use our products. Best Regards, The Google Doodle Staff From: Patrick Mallon Hi Doodles Doods, I am so excited about my Google Doodle and I think you are going to love it. I think it would be a perfect tribute for the following dates or events: •Sexual awareness month Now, I know you need to know all of the nitty-gritty details about how I made it so you can add it to the about page. Well, I drew it with pen and pencil and then colored it in Photoshop. The great thing about Photoshop is that you can change it anyway you please. Here is the original (and preferred) doodle: You’ll notice that the “G” is a butt, the “oo” is boobs, the “gl” is a cock and balls, and the “e” is a turd. Very nice. But if you would rather keep your original colors, here is a version you may like better: I’m cool if you use either. I’ll leave the balls in your court, Google! OK, guys. I’m out. If you want me to do more doodles in the future, just let me know. High fives! Patrick Mallon |
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ha ha ha ha
Mother’s day?
ha ha ha
This is basically the best thing I have seen, ever.
omg…I so love your sense of humor and can not understand Google…they must have their minds in the gutter or something…go figure
“I’ll leave the balls in your court, Google!”
LMAO
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If they won’t do it for us, we need to do it ourselves. Who out there can make us a Greasemonkey script that substitutes the regular Google logo with this one?
Just had to chip in and say I agree with the others – this is probably the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the interwebs.
+1 for the Greasemonkey script idea.
wow, I can’t believe they spent the time to write such an awesome rejection letter! that’s great. so full of love!
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“its individual components do not support a unified theme”
What a polite analysis about the problems of the submitted image. They certainly have had some good time with it
They could have used it if they decided ever to make an adult search engine.
bravo Pat, may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
made my day
Hahaha! I coudn’t stop laughting!
Thank you for the joy and the love.
Game changer
Bwahahaha, they’re serious? ^^
Ahahahahahah… this doodle is so beautiful! I love i!
How can I use it?
You are a terrible, terrible human being. Lol.