Mr. Green was a math teacher at the high school I attended. He was an arrogant son-of-a-bitch who thought he was better than everyone else. When it came time for him to retire, the school reached out to its alumni and asked for pleasant anecdotes that can be read at his retirement party. None were returned.
To help out, I made up some stories and submitted them. This got the ball rolling with my friends and family to submit their fondest “memories”. Soon, Mr. Green had a vast collection of tales and adventures that his dear students honored him with. This is his tribute. Take a trip with me as we remember our dear teacher.
The Mr. Green Fact Generator is now up and running. Check it out.