If you are expecting to see the film starring Mel Gibson, don’t see this at the Tiki Theatre. Big mistake.
X-men: First Class
The titular line in the movie felt a little forced. Charles Xavier says, “We’re not flying in coach, X-men. First class!”
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
I noticed how Judy Moody did not see this movie to keep the bummer out of her summer. Can’t say the same for me.
J.J. Abrams tries to be Spielberg – and succeeds! But sadly, its the Spielberg who directed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Midnight in Paris
90s Fun Fact: Woody Allen married his long-time girlfriend’s adoptive daughter. How does this not come up every time he releases a movie?
In his first feat as wielder of the ring, Ryan Reynolds gets nostalgic and re-creates his old sitcom set: a pizza place. The next 30 minutes are pure comedic shit.
Mr. Popper’s Penguins
Hmmmm. We have a comedian who used to dominate the box-office with his comedies. Then he tried some not-so-great stuff that made us like him a little less. Now he’s trying to go with a family film where he gets slapsticky with animals. Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah. This isn’t going to end well.
This movie ticket cost me an extra 20¢ on the dollar because I paid with a credit card.
Just take away the “Teacher” part.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The third installment about gigantic robots playing out their war on Earth, where there are huge explosions, incredible special effects, and gigantic robots fighting on EARTH, and all people seem to keep talking about is that Megan Fox isn’t in it? Looks like their only concern is transforming from flaccid to erect. Relax, they’ve got it covered.