Vikings: in space. Strong performance from a real up-and-comer, Anthony Hopkins. Expect big things from him. But I feel as though I’ve seen this one before…
An R-rated comedy about women? Webster’s has a new definition for “oxymoron”.
Even killing vampires doesn’t make the priesthood look appealing.
“This really sets the tone for ‘Faster Six’ and ‘Furious Seven: Applying the Brakes'” – Vin Diesel.
Kung-Fu Panda 2
JB: “Mike Meyers, what happens when people stop coming to see my real people movies?”
MM: “You can rake in millions by churning out animated features and TV specials at such a ridiculous pace that you exhaust your whole premise and alienate the people who fell in love with the original.”
Pirates of the Carribbean: On Stranger Tides
JD: “…same goes with pirate movies.”
VD: “…or car movies.”
How did they resist the urge to title it “Hungover Too”?
Should have borrowed a better script.
Tree of Life
It premiered at Cannes to emphatic boos AND cheers. Those cheering: Brad Pitt and Sean Penn.
Jumping the Broom
I enjoyed what I could hear. There were too many people talking at this one.