Vikings: in space. Strong performance from a real up-and-comer, Anthony Hopkins. Expect big things from him. But I feel as though I’ve seen this one before…

An R-rated comedy about women? Webster’s has a new definition for “oxymoron”.

Even killing vampires doesn’t make the priesthood look appealing.

Fast Five
“This really sets the tone for ‘Faster Six’ and ‘Furious Seven: Applying the Brakes'” – Vin Diesel.

Kung-Fu Panda 2
JB: “Mike Meyers, what happens when people stop coming to see my real people movies?”
MM: “You can rake in millions by churning out animated features and TV specials at such a ridiculous pace that you exhaust your whole premise and alienate the people who fell in love with the original.”

Pirates of the Carribbean: On Stranger Tides
JD: “…same goes with pirate movies.”
VD: “…or car movies.”

Hangover 2
How did they resist the urge to title it “Hungover Too”?

Something Borrowed
Should have borrowed a better script.

Tree of Life
It premiered at Cannes to emphatic boos AND cheers. Those cheering: Brad Pitt and Sean Penn.

Jumping the Broom
I enjoyed what I could hear. There were too many people talking at this one.


One thought on “Milk for the Movies – May ’11

  1. Ma Zelle says:

    How does one call this milk for the movies and not milk toast?

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