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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
I saw this sober: hated it. I went a second time higher than a kite: BEST MOVIE EVER!

Puss in Boots
This was NOT the movie I thought I was going to see.

Tower Heist
The only heist worth reporting about is the $11 it cost to see this film.

My Week with Marilyn
Was nothing like my week with Marilyn.*

Jack and Jill
Adam Sandler to agent: “I need to be more like Eddie Murphy.”
Agent (handing him the script to ‘Jack and Jill’): “Here you go!”

Arthur Christmas
Pffft! Arthur Christmas isn’t even real!

Happy Feet Two
Is this some Pulp Fiction type shit? Or just a blatant typo? Should be “TWO Happy Feet”.

Hugo
Hugo somewhere else for entertainment, because when Hugo here, you won’t find it.

Immortals
The only thing that went on for eternity was this movie.

The Muppets
I don’t know if this is racist or not, and I’m sorry if it’s taken in any offense. But I think…I think…Muppets aren’t real people.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! There’s going to be another one of these?**

*She just seemed sort of lifeless.
**Fuck my life.



 



3 thoughts on “Milk for the Movies – November ’11

  1. How funny. I said the EXACT same thing about Happy Feet Two. Two Happy Feet would have been much better.

  2. How funny. I said the EXACT same thing about Happy Feet Two. Two Happy Feet would have been much better.

  3. Carter says:

    Muppets should only be given 3/5 a vote.

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