Mrs. Morgan did ask for jewelry. I just don’t think she’s getting the kind she hoped for.
Not cool, Santa. If it weren’t for the iPod you gave me, I’d be coming for you (but not in the way you seem to be used to).
I thought Santa was an elf, not a troll.
Santa has needs
“Santa Claus is coming down the chimney” has now taken on a whole new meaning.
Thanks for the visual.
does pearls mean ejaculate on her face/neck?
If used with “necklace” it would indicate face/neck. In this case, Santa has free reign.
is this kind of nauseating filth supposed to be funny?
To many, yes, pretty much.
And very much so, too! ^_^
Mmyep. Ever heard the phrase, “Don’t like, don’t read.”?
How you see hidden panel?
Hover your mouse in the area to the right of the comic. You’ll see the button appear.
Santa! Y U cheat on Mrs. Claus?!!?!
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