If I had 3 wishes, I would wish for a light saber, the ability to time travel, and a sex slave in the likeness of Justine Bateman.
I would wish to lay with your mom, your sister and, strangely enough, your brother.
i wish 4 $99999999999 gunz and nukez.
I would wish for a pteradactyl, pteradactyl food, and pteradactyl seasoning. (I always wanted to eat a pteradactyl.
Cool comics! I´m subscribing to your RSS ^_^
You are a great and wise man. Thanks for ‘scribing.
Now we also need a share in Google+ button
To be fair, he didn’t say “I wish for a sandwich”. So it didn’t count.
I guess that djinns must have #1 on top worst jobs ever.
You randomly added me on Google Plus. I wasn’t sure who the hell you were, possibly another crappy webcomic artist who is desperate to join the pack. But this comic officially proves to me that you, good sir, are a fucking genius.
Well done my friend well done
If I were to have three wishes…
1. Able to speak all human and animal tongues.
2. Druidic powers!
3. The power to build any technological item with extreme ease.
I’d wish for:
1. Being able to do anything if seen once.
2. The ability to morph into what I want.
3. A pet dragon or some shiz like that.
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Milk for Dead Hamsters is drawn by Patrick Mallon and licensed by Creative Commons. Contact